29 3 / 2013
New Guy
And yes a guy, not a boy. We haven’t had sex yet and I’m hoping that’s on the Verizon. He’s super sweet and pretty complimentary. Oh and he has a beard. A beard I want to ride and taste afterwards. Stay tuned ;)
~Lady O 💋
11 2 / 2013
Nope. Couldn’t say this Saturday night. Wish I could have! So I met this guy in the spring. He’s been trying to get with me since but i really haven’t wanted anything to do with him. I hate to admit it, but I’m in a dry spell and thought hmmmm let me hit up that guy cause this has got to end!! So I go over to watch a movie and he went to grab us some beers. As he’s walking by, I’m like hmmm something’s not in proportion. When he comes back, it hits me! His arms are shorter than they should be. Ok so I’ll try to look past that. So we watch a movie. Nothing is happening. He goes to put on another movie….REALLY?!?! I have to sit through another one? Finally he goes for my tit and we get this party started. We start kissing and I pull him on top of me. What a mistake that was!! While the kissing and grinding and his mouth and teeth on my nipples feels great, he is leaning on my diaphragm so hard that I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE! I tell him I’m getting super hot and to get up for a sec. Then we go back at it. I seriously can’t complain except for the fact that I can’t breathe! So with no clothes on from the waist up, I ask if he wants to go upstairs. He said his daughter was sleeping in his room and that he would rather we waited till the next date anyway. DATE?! This isn’t a freakin date! This is me texting you so that I could get laid! I dried up like the Sahara and got the hell outta there! Adios T-Rex!
What’s a girl gotta do to get laid?!
*Sigh, Lady O
05 2 / 2013
Hmmm Dante
Man that boy was delicious. Half black, half Italian. Short light hair, arm muscles, incredible calves and tan with a slight sunburn. He had the smile to die for. Would look me up and down and smile that I had his approval and looked good. Every time we hugged he would pick me up. I just wanted him to fuck me against the wall. We moved to the bedroom. We laid on the bed, he turned on Boys 2 Men and we started making out. Slowly, sensually. He slowly entered me and I gasped. Omg was he huge! He moved it in and out slowly so that it didn’t hurt. He moved with the melody of the music. As Fiona Apple said ‘slow like honey but heavy with moves.’ I went to get on top but it was impossible. It hurt so bad that I just couldn’t do it. We had sex for about an hour then fell asleep. Later I felt a sensual kiss on my neck and a delightful little nibble on my ear. My delicious boy was ready for round 2. How could I deny that boy anything even if I was so sore that I couldn’t go to the gym the next day. I miss that body.
-Lady O ❤💋
04 2 / 2013
truly, I thank you.
Especially if you have a beard and hipster glasses 😉💋 #beard #hipster #sex
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04 2 / 2013
Internet Dating
So bakery boy and I were doing well. Moving along nicely at being friends when BAM! he sends me a text telling me that his friend (a girl; i do still think he might be gay) is his soulmate and he’s in love with her. REALLY?!?! OMG WHAT A DOUCHE! So I need to move on and I haven’t met anyone in 4 months. Even my fuck buddy didn’t work out just for fucking. So I’m doing Internet dating. BLAH! So far it’s been ok. Already had the ass that’s paying to be a member just to hook up with random girls. Really buddy?! That’s fucking lame! Fucking Brad! Who needs to pay for random hook ups?! Anyway this new experience should lead to some interesting stories!
28 1 / 2013
The Money Shot
Ahh The Money Shot. Ever let your man have that moment? Let him feel like a true porn star? I have. It was with the Leprechaun. He was no Irish Inch. PRAISE THE LORD! Anyway, he was a shooter. And I mean he could sand blast the paint off the wall if he shot it in that direction. I would get so nervous he was going to shoot me in the face when he pulled out! So for his birthday, he asked if I would get on my knees, suck him off and let him shoot me in the eye. I was like FUCK NO! The face is off limits! Cum on me where ever you want but not the face! After some begging and cute puppy eyes, I gave in. We woke up the morning of his birthday. He went for a shower and comes back in naked. He’s standing there and I get on my knees. I suck him off, which I have to say, I kinda liked him standing, and he shoots me in the eye. Like a fucking water gun squirting me in the eye but not water!
All I could think is, God I hope I don’t get pink eye or something and have to explain this to my doctor!
Give your man a lil something ladies ;)
-Lady O 💋
10 1 / 2013
Rough Sex
I miss it. I miss that sex where my vag hurts from the pounding, hurts from the dick being thick, my legs wobble, my head hurts from my hair being pulled and my areolas and nipples are blotchy from being sucked and bitten so hard. I just want to be dominated. Tell me what to do and spank me if I do it wrong. And spank me hard. Fuck me hard. None of this soft, sensual stuff. Do me like a fucking porn star. When i say fuck me harder, you better bring it. Think of your grandpop naked if you have to to last longer. And don’t stop if I say it hurts, wait for the safe word. That’s when you stop. Bend me over the couch, the bed, the table and just show me who’s boss. God I love having my hair pulled while getting it from from behind. And don’t just hold my hair, pull it. Make me scream a little. If you’re into kinky shit, I’ll consider it. Tie me up, but you better eat me out like its your job and make my body tremble. If it’s good rough sex, I don’t even have to cum cause I’ll be just as satisfied….for a few hours, then I’m jumping on top of you and gettin mine. ;) /p>
It always hurt with Boring Guy. His dick was so thick. It would hurt to pee after for like a day.
Bakery Boy would pull my hair so hard that one time it felt like someone hit the back of my head with a brick. That hurt too much. Kind of. Lol
The Leprechaun would bite my tits so hard that it looked like I had the crap beaten out of me the next day.
Dante. Oh Dante. Half black and half Italian. Shit that hurt. It hurt while we were having sex. His dick was so big that I couldn’t be on top. And I couldn’t go to the gym the next day.
Irish mafia guy would just kind of tug and nibble. It wasn’t that rough but it definitely felt good!! Irish Inch can keep his rough sex. I want nothing to do with that shit. Lady O